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Song Parodies -> "Donner"

Original Song Title:

"Donna"

Original Performer:

Richie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Donner"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Roast Donner. . . .

I ate a girl;
Donner was her name.
Delicious, she,
like venison or game.

Scrumptious grub: that girl.
Donner, culinary
dish was for me.

Chow now is gone;
what’s left is all bone.
Leftovers shall
make stock, a soupçon.

Luncheous [sic] grub: that girl,
Donner, culinary
gastronomy.

So starving, chowless and gaunt. . .
there was nothing left to chew.
But then I dined and all my grub
was Sue.

I ate a girl;
Donner was her name.
Big meal saved me
from being buzzard game.

Though I loved that girl,
Donner. No fast for me—
last was her knee.

Haute Donna. . . .

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Your Descending Colon - August 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I haven't been this moved by a song JAB, since "Timothy" back in 1969

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