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Song Parodies -> "Alopecia"

Original Song Title:

"Angelina"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Alopecia"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

p of a p of a p of a p of a p
Alopecia, alopecia, pate misfortune—
mop top unfilled, looks like pills on knit-goods pile.
Hair off spilling from above; hirsuteness is doomed. . .
zero alopecia: a fleecier hairstyle.

Threadbare-head rile elicits no smiles!

Looks lots like dome hit bad weather. . .alopecia.
It ain’t wanted, makes it hard to do a part.
Falling, bald, it makes “leper” your aspect:
there’s nary splits, ’cause slight is hair.
It’s peeling off your bean. . .alopecia.
Gotta call plumber to make clustered clogs depart.

Alopecia, mean thou art!

You burn while you watch strands go from alopecia.
Got no patefull, but hair-growin’ might restart:
slather a tad, sit and let the stuff set
upon thinned hair; make sure ’tain’t Nair!
So get steeled; with it deal, alopecia.
No pain, no gain, paste on Rogaine; maybe look smart.

Alopecia may de-fleece ya.





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Rob Arndt - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done JAB-555! Now I have to do #6... yikes!
John Barry - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Keep ’em rollin', Rob!

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