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Song Parodies -> "That Old House"
Original Song Title:
"This Ole House"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rosemary Clooney
Parody Song Title:
"That Old House"
Parody Written by:
airfarcewon
The Lyrics
That Old House
He's quite a doctor
That Old House
He's quite a guy
Has a lotta' snappy comebacks
Hint of devil in his eye
That Old House
Is crude and cranky
That Old House
Can curse and shout
Every week he solves a mystery
As he grumps and limps about
CHORUS:
Ain't a-gonna miss that House on Tuesdays
Ain't a-gonna miss that House on Fox
Controversy and sarcasm
It's a show that really rocks..
Lotta' snips of witty dialogue
Just as brilliant as the sun
Ain't a-gonna miss that House on Tuesdays
Even gettin' anxious for those reruns
That Old House
Has a whisker stubble
That Old House
Has a short black beard
That Old House
Is kinda' strange
That Old House
Is kinda' weird
Off beat sex symbol for women
Pretty sharp up in the brain
Likable and unpretentious
As he hobbles with his cane
Ain't a-gonna' miss that House on Tuesdays
Ain't a-gonna' miss that House on Fox
Controversy and sarcasm
It's a show that really rocks..
Lotta' snips of witty dialogue
Just as brilliant as the sun
Ain't a-gonna' miss that House on Tuesdays
Even gettin' anxious for those reruns
He's quite a doctor
That Old House
He's quite a guy
Has a lotta' snappy comebacks
Hint of devil in his eye
That Old House
Is crude and cranky
That Old House
Can curse and shout
Every week he solves a mystery
As he grumps and limps about
CHORUS:
Ain't a-gonna miss that House on Tuesdays
Ain't a-gonna miss that House on Fox
Controversy and sarcasm
It's a show that really rocks..
Lotta' snips of witty dialogue
Just as brilliant as the sun
Ain't a-gonna miss that House on Tuesdays
Even gettin' anxious for those reruns
That Old House
Has a whisker stubble
That Old House
Has a short black beard
That Old House
Is kinda' strange
That Old House
Is kinda' weird
Off beat sex symbol for women
Pretty sharp up in the brain
Likable and unpretentious
As he hobbles with his cane
Ain't a-gonna' miss that House on Tuesdays
Ain't a-gonna' miss that House on Fox
Controversy and sarcasm
It's a show that really rocks..
Lotta' snips of witty dialogue
Just as brilliant as the sun
Ain't a-gonna' miss that House on Tuesdays
Even gettin' anxious for those reruns
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is there a doctor in the house ?....my sides ache...great twist !
Never seen the show. Don't have to after reading this fine take-off.
Appreciate it, alvin and John
Never seen the show, but I have seen BECKER, and I can relate.... 5's!!!
I thought this was gonna be about This Old House. I've never seen House, but I've also seen Becker. Anyway, it was funny, 5's
Thanks, Matthias, and Larry
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