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Song Parodies -> "If I Should Diet, Think Only This Of Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"If I Should Die, Think Only This Of Me"
Original Performer:
Rupert Brooke
Parody Song Title:
"If I Should Diet, Think Only This Of Cheese"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Can't stand the original, either in writing or in sentiment.. somehow making it cheesey can only improve things..
If I should diet, think only this of Brie
That there's some Cheddar on a cracker bis-
Cuit that never will be eaten, there shall be
On that fridge shelf a Stilton ever missed
Along with some St Agur, Monterey Jack
Ate, once, consumed with wine, or e'en with port
A Boursin roulade, herbal or a Vache
Qui Rit complemented by Roquefort
And think: no fat, all weight be shed away
Just pulses in a boiling stodgy mess
Never eating any cheese, or knowing
Why the mould is growing, cold and grey
What cheese lies within, one can but guess
To rot in peace, ever more rancid growing
That there's some Cheddar on a cracker bis-
Cuit that never will be eaten, there shall be
On that fridge shelf a Stilton ever missed
Along with some St Agur, Monterey Jack
Ate, once, consumed with wine, or e'en with port
A Boursin roulade, herbal or a Vache
Qui Rit complemented by Roquefort
And think: no fat, all weight be shed away
Just pulses in a boiling stodgy mess
Never eating any cheese, or knowing
Why the mould is growing, cold and grey
What cheese lies within, one can but guess
To rot in peace, ever more rancid growing
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I absolutely love cheese - and cheesy parodies like that. Needless to say, cheese is a key component on succeeding on Atkins diet.
Lots of old school today. This cut the cheese, or this cheese made the cut!
Moe, Larry, the cheese!
:-) Thanks all.. Hi Jeff, long time no see..
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