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Song Parodies -> "Marie K. Has Got a Plan"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Original Performer:
Sarah Josepha Hale
Parody Song Title:
"Marie K. Has Got a Plan"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Marie K. has got a plan
whose dictums all should know.
You throw out all your junk that’s spent—
don’t hang on; let it go!
You follow all her rules each day;
results will make you drool.
You’re throwing lots of stuff away—
you keep it, you’re a fool.
You spurn it and you cast it out,
get it away from here.
One time that would have made you pout,
but now your thoughts are clear.
Why do many love Marie so?
Because she gets them high,
by ordering old stuff to go.
It don’t spark joy? Goodbye!
whose dictums all should know.
You throw out all your junk that’s spent—
don’t hang on; let it go!
You follow all her rules each day;
results will make you drool.
You’re throwing lots of stuff away—
you keep it, you’re a fool.
You spurn it and you cast it out,
get it away from here.
One time that would have made you pout,
but now your thoughts are clear.
Why do many love Marie so?
Because she gets them high,
by ordering old stuff to go.
It don’t spark joy? Goodbye!
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