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Song Parodies -> "I Got a Spoiled Fugu"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Got a Spoiled Fugu"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I got a spoiled fugu,
long off the line.
It looks rotten, and the smell? Whew!
It’s past dyin’,
and WELL past fryin’.
I will not repast it;
it has turned dark brown.
So I’m gonna cast it
into the trash and then tamp it down.
Bye-bye to spoiled fugu
I will not dine. . .
not fine.
In my view,
say “adieu”
and “FU”
to fugu.
But you vow
to have a share
you disregard me
and eat it now. . .
pay dearly.
Your gut has spoiled fugu. . .
matter of time.
long off the line.
It looks rotten, and the smell? Whew!
It’s past dyin’,
and WELL past fryin’.
I will not repast it;
it has turned dark brown.
So I’m gonna cast it
into the trash and then tamp it down.
Bye-bye to spoiled fugu
I will not dine. . .
not fine.
In my view,
say “adieu”
and “FU”
to fugu.
But you vow
to have a share
you disregard me
and eat it now. . .
pay dearly.
Your gut has spoiled fugu. . .
matter of time.
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I used to wonder if fugu would ever show up on menus in the United States. Should appeal to base jumpers, extreme skateboarders and other Jackass fans. But then again, most things we ingest these days come with serious risks.
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