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Song Parodies -> "I'll Use a Spool on You (Part 1)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Use a Spool on You (Part 1)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'll use a spool on you
Of finest twine.

When I rob folks, that's what I do.
I am tyin'
Them up, smilin'.

I'm a happy bandit
With never a frown,
And I often bandy
Upbeat badinage while you're tied down.

I'll use a spool on you
Of finest twine.

Now mine. . .
Are your jewels,
Are your tools,
Are your mules,
Is your gruel. . .love that chow!

Goodbye, take care.
All of your booty
Is mine right now.

You're cleaned out.

I used a spool on you
Of finest twine.
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alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i'm fit to be tied...on to part 2
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I read them in reverse order I see, hmm. . .still not 200. . .hmmm . . .well you are getting there
John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Dave.
Tommy Turtle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Jewels, tools, mules... What about the sports memorabilia?
Red Ant - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
A congenial robber.

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