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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Pump Up Wealth, Thank You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I’ll Pump Up Wealth, Thank You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’ll pump up wealth if you
give me a sign
that you’ll stake me to a small slew
of bucks—buy in
and help this guy win.
I can no more gamble
without a fresh round
of swag I can handle
and then lay it on the table down
to pump up wealth; won’t you
give me a sign…
I’ll sign.
A small slew…
me from you;
that’ll do.
When I’m through, then redounds
more than your share
for assisting me.
Lost! I screech, “Zounds,
don’t beat me!”
But then you delve, ’cause you
boxed me in pine.
give me a sign
that you’ll stake me to a small slew
of bucks—buy in
and help this guy win.
I can no more gamble
without a fresh round
of swag I can handle
and then lay it on the table down
to pump up wealth; won’t you
give me a sign…
I’ll sign.
A small slew…
me from you;
that’ll do.
When I’m through, then redounds
more than your share
for assisting me.
Lost! I screech, “Zounds,
don’t beat me!”
But then you delve, ’cause you
boxed me in pine.
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