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Song Parodies -> "That Punch, a Hellish Brew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"That Punch, a Hellish Brew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
That punch, a hellish brew
of hooch and wine,
with grape juice and Everclear too.
I ain’t tryin’
it—I’d fear dyin’.
I’m guessing it’s nasty,
so won’t drink it down.
So don’t even ask me;
it is your funeral, you’ll have found.
Drink that repellent brew?
No, non, nix, nein!
’tain’t fine.
I won’t do
any brew.
And if you
swill a slew,
many rounds,
you will not fare
too excellently—
it’s in the ground,
and quickly,
that we will delve for you…
a box of pine.
of hooch and wine,
with grape juice and Everclear too.
I ain’t tryin’
it—I’d fear dyin’.
I’m guessing it’s nasty,
so won’t drink it down.
So don’t even ask me;
it is your funeral, you’ll have found.
Drink that repellent brew?
No, non, nix, nein!
’tain’t fine.
I won’t do
any brew.
And if you
swill a slew,
many rounds,
you will not fare
too excellently—
it’s in the ground,
and quickly,
that we will delve for you…
a box of pine.
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