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Song Parodies -> "Did Wells’ Shell Sells Screw You?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Did Wells’ Shell Sells Screw You?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Did Wells’ shell sells screws you
in banking crimes?
They got fined and a billion’s due
for their lyin’,
lyin’ and pryin’.
Bad botched banking bandits;
the firm’s run by clowns
whose criminal gambit’s
what finally brought these scammers down.
Before that, Wells screwed slews
of folks with crimes malign.
Screwed a slew
of folks, true.
Was one you?
Big fine’s due
from Wells now.
These crooks got snared
for their felonies
But they ain’t cowed….
off easy.
The fine for Wells, way too
small for their crimes.
in banking crimes?
They got fined and a billion’s due
for their lyin’,
lyin’ and pryin’.
Bad botched banking bandits;
the firm’s run by clowns
whose criminal gambit’s
what finally brought these scammers down.
Before that, Wells screwed slews
of folks with crimes malign.
Screwed a slew
of folks, true.
Was one you?
Big fine’s due
from Wells now.
These crooks got snared
for their felonies
But they ain’t cowed….
off easy.
The fine for Wells, way too
small for their crimes.
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I wish Wells Fargo had created an account or two in my name so I could have withdrawn the funds before the scandal was exposed.
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