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Song Parodies -> "I've Chanterelle for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I've Chanterelle for You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Four species of Conocybe that are known to contain psilocin and psilocybin are Conocybe kuehneriana, Conocybe siligineoides, Conocybe cyanopus, and Conocybe smithii. Conocybe siligineoides was used for shamanic purposes by the Mazatecs of Oaxaca.
I've chanterelle for you
When we will dine.
They're kinda spongy when you chew,
But they're pliant,
And they're not giant.
Don't worry, no deathcaps
In this batch are found.
If an amanita
Phalloides repast, we'd go down.
I've chanterelle for you.
So let us dine.
Some wine?
Let's consume.
I love 'shrooms.
Hmmm? The room's
Funny--zooms in and out.
I think this fare
Has Conocybe. . .
Can be no doubt.
I see things.
That chanterelle won't do.
More Con's I'll dine!
[fade on sound of voracious eating]
When we will dine.
They're kinda spongy when you chew,
But they're pliant,
And they're not giant.
Don't worry, no deathcaps
In this batch are found.
If an amanita
Phalloides repast, we'd go down.
I've chanterelle for you.
So let us dine.
Some wine?
Let's consume.
I love 'shrooms.
Hmmm? The room's
Funny--zooms in and out.
I think this fare
Has Conocybe. . .
Can be no doubt.
I see things.
That chanterelle won't do.
More Con's I'll dine!
[fade on sound of voracious eating]
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I was about to call bs on Conocybes being hallucinogenic, but I see you are correct. I never would have looked for them when I occasionally hunted mushrooms: C. Filaris is as deadly as A. Phalloides. Avoid LBMs. Trippy good work, John,
you can invite me to lunch any ol' time
Lex-elente' mi' amigo!
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