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Song Parodies -> "I’m Gonna Meld the Two"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I’m Gonna Meld the Two"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m gonna meld the two:
whiskey and wine…
also drop in a little brew.
Then I’m plyin’
it to friends cryin’:
“You know, we can’t stand this
and won’t drink it down.
We can’t understand it—
why’d you concoct this nasty compound!?
We are now telling you:
It’s far from fine—
not fine!”
Bad words flew
from this crew,
like “Dog Dew”
and “Hog Spew”;
I felt down.
“Get out of here!”
They all said to me.
“Don’t be around—
just clear out!”
There’s little else to do
but turpentine.
whiskey and wine…
also drop in a little brew.
Then I’m plyin’
it to friends cryin’:
“You know, we can’t stand this
and won’t drink it down.
We can’t understand it—
why’d you concoct this nasty compound!?
We are now telling you:
It’s far from fine—
not fine!”
Bad words flew
from this crew,
like “Dog Dew”
and “Hog Spew”;
I felt down.
“Get out of here!”
They all said to me.
“Don’t be around—
just clear out!”
There’s little else to do
but turpentine.
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