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Song Parodies -> "They Call Her Belle de Jour"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"They Call Her Belle de Jour"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The title refers to Luis Buñel's 1968 film starring Catherine Deneuve.
They call her Belle de Jour,
And she looks fine.
Diurnally, hot as a four*,
But at night time--
Yikes! It's like-ice time.
Her life. . .couldn't stand it. . .
Was runnin' her down.
Now on sugar daddies
She's dandled, on wrong-tracks side of town.
She is called Belle de Jour. . .
A trade malign--
On spine.
Belle de Jour
Needed cure. . .
Hubby dour
Bourgeois boor, so she now
Works in a lair
Of likeminded filles
de joie and wows
(Costs dearly)
Her client's. . .bêle par jour.**
Night's quiet time.
[fade on sounds of feigned ecstasy]
*oven
**bleats during the day
And she looks fine.
Diurnally, hot as a four*,
But at night time--
Yikes! It's like-ice time.
Her life. . .couldn't stand it. . .
Was runnin' her down.
Now on sugar daddies
She's dandled, on wrong-tracks side of town.
She is called Belle de Jour. . .
A trade malign--
On spine.
Belle de Jour
Needed cure. . .
Hubby dour
Bourgeois boor, so she now
Works in a lair
Of likeminded filles
de joie and wows
(Costs dearly)
Her client's. . .bêle par jour.**
Night's quiet time.
[fade on sounds of feigned ecstasy]
*oven
**bleats during the day
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missed that movie but catherine is a fine lookin' woman, no doubt
You put a spell on me to give you fives
Going French on us John? I know you have to be nearing 200 now. . .I do think you'll be the first to ever hit 200 of any one song.
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