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Song Parodies -> "Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Turn off the cell phone, dude,
It’s movie time.
To leave it on is really rude.
It gets trying
After the ninth ring.
You know, we can't stand it,
Your lame ringtone sound.
How'd you like to cram it
Up that cavity where cascades brown?
Turn off the cell phone, dude,
You uncouth swine
You're a rude
Douchebag, dude.
In snack food
A Quaalude I cache now.
You down the fare
And soon are sleepy
From doctored chow.
I seize it.
Now where's your cell phone, dude?
The sewer line.
[fade on sound of phone being phlushed]
It’s movie time.
To leave it on is really rude.
It gets trying
After the ninth ring.
You know, we can't stand it,
Your lame ringtone sound.
How'd you like to cram it
Up that cavity where cascades brown?
Turn off the cell phone, dude,
You uncouth swine
You're a rude
Douchebag, dude.
In snack food
A Quaalude I cache now.
You down the fare
And soon are sleepy
From doctored chow.
I seize it.
Now where's your cell phone, dude?
The sewer line.
[fade on sound of phone being phlushed]
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We were all thinking that! Celldom, if ever done better... Jackson Five`s ringtones for `ya!
and turn it off in your CAR too....funny stuff
Haven't checked out one of your IPASOY parodies in a while, JAB....but this was too spot-on to pass. My sentiments EXACTLY! 555
yes, I sympathise with the sentiments too much to pass this one up JAB - the first episode of Californication had a scene dealing with this issue that was a catharsis for me - 555
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