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Song Parodies -> "I Got a Swell Tofu. . . ."
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Got a Swell Tofu. . . ."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I got a swell tofu
"Turkey"; let's dine.
Lots o' garbanzo stuffin' too.
Eat your peas, son,
We're goin' vegan.
"You know, I can't stand it;
I can't keep it down.
Don't make me eat, daddy,
This ghastly repast that you have found.
"I don't feel well; I'll spew
The soy-based 'swine,'
'tain't fine."
There's tofu
Tempeh, too
All for you,
Some tofu shaped like sow.
And ersatz hare,
Complements "turkey,"
Lentil-loaf "cow."
Beets, no beef.
But son can't squelch his spew--
Up comes what's dined.
[fade on sounds of tofu-tummy tumult]
"Turkey"; let's dine.
Lots o' garbanzo stuffin' too.
Eat your peas, son,
We're goin' vegan.
"You know, I can't stand it;
I can't keep it down.
Don't make me eat, daddy,
This ghastly repast that you have found.
"I don't feel well; I'll spew
The soy-based 'swine,'
'tain't fine."
There's tofu
Tempeh, too
All for you,
Some tofu shaped like sow.
And ersatz hare,
Complements "turkey,"
Lentil-loaf "cow."
Beets, no beef.
But son can't squelch his spew--
Up comes what's dined.
[fade on sounds of tofu-tummy tumult]
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TOo FUnny
Call me odd (most people do) but I happen to enjoy Tofurkey!
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