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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Days: Twelve, a Slew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Days: Twelve, a Slew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Christmas days: twelve. A slew
Of gifts you'll find.
Such as turtle doves--there are two.
Pipers pipin'?
Eleven pipin'.
Ten lords, first they're standing
Then leap up and down.
Then you get that swan thing--
Whole flock of seven swimming around.
And so, what else accrued
At Christmas time?
Well. . .nine
Chicks tutu'd,
Six geese rude,
Three-hen brood,
Four birds, coo'd,
Eight chicks. . .cow
And way up there
Partridge in pear tree.
Five gold rings--wow!
And finally,
There's drummers, twelve, for you,
At Christmas time.
Of gifts you'll find.
Such as turtle doves--there are two.
Pipers pipin'?
Eleven pipin'.
Ten lords, first they're standing
Then leap up and down.
Then you get that swan thing--
Whole flock of seven swimming around.
And so, what else accrued
At Christmas time?
Well. . .nine
Chicks tutu'd,
Six geese rude,
Three-hen brood,
Four birds, coo'd,
Eight chicks. . .cow
And way up there
Partridge in pear tree.
Five gold rings--wow!
And finally,
There's drummers, twelve, for you,
At Christmas time.
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amazing how ya got it all in...screamin' saint nicholas !
I feel like Ingrid, you're keeping me "Spell"bound
What alvin said.
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