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Song Parodies -> "She Pumps Up Swellin' Two"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"She Pumps Up Swellin' Two"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
She pumps up swellin' two.
Is that saline
Solution proppin' up the crew?
One time lyin'
On her chest. . .sighin'.
You know to expand tits
And plump 'em to pout,
Gotta get mams randy
Or silicone-fill for "K2" mount.
She pumps up swellin' two
And they look fine.
Divine!
I love two,
Jug-band crew,
Jug-band moue,
Jug-band chew I do now
She says, "Beware:
Get your chops off me;
I ain't a cow!"
She clears me
I'm punched and swellin' blue,
Not feelin' fine.
[fade on plaintive moaning]
Is that saline
Solution proppin' up the crew?
One time lyin'
On her chest. . .sighin'.
You know to expand tits
And plump 'em to pout,
Gotta get mams randy
Or silicone-fill for "K2" mount.
She pumps up swellin' two
And they look fine.
Divine!
I love two,
Jug-band crew,
Jug-band moue,
Jug-band chew I do now
She says, "Beware:
Get your chops off me;
I ain't a cow!"
She clears me
I'm punched and swellin' blue,
Not feelin' fine.
[fade on plaintive moaning]
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especially liked "K2 mount"
What alvin said. INspired!
nice John...word of the day..."moue"-a pouting facial expression...thanks for making me look it up...
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