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Song Parodies -> "I Put Out Delft for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Put Out Delft for You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I put out Delft* for you
That china's fine.
It's milky white and deepest blue.
See its fine lines,
It has such fine lines.
I check that they've stamped it
As true Delft, renowned. . .
Make sure it's no scam, shipped--
Stamped out in China--to U.S.-bound
I put on whelp for you,
It's time to dine,
To dine.
I love food,
I love food,
I love food,
Plopped on blue and white; plough
Through three square
Meals--delicacies
Like Chow-Chow chow
Love doggy.
I put out Delft for you--
On it's canine.
[fade on sound of utensils encountering china]
*China made in The Netherlands
That china's fine.
It's milky white and deepest blue.
See its fine lines,
It has such fine lines.
I check that they've stamped it
As true Delft, renowned. . .
Make sure it's no scam, shipped--
Stamped out in China--to U.S.-bound
I put on whelp for you,
It's time to dine,
To dine.
I love food,
I love food,
I love food,
Plopped on blue and white; plough
Through three square
Meals--delicacies
Like Chow-Chow chow
Love doggy.
I put out Delft for you--
On it's canine.
[fade on sound of utensils encountering china]
*China made in The Netherlands
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