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Song Parodies -> "Please Do Not Geld the Pooch!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Please Do Not Geld the Pooch!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I have to geld my pooch,
Randy canine.
I have to stop his tries to woo
Every dog an'
My dear Aunt Roxanne.
Though she didn't mind it:
When she came around,
I would often find them
On all fours, on the floor, à la mode "hound."
So I must geld my pooch.
Aunt Rox'll whine
And whine:
"I love pooch,
My love's pooch
I love smooch
My love, pooch, sweet bow-wow.
Yes, it is hair
Of the dog for me
I need Chow-Chow.
Don't cleave him!
Please do not geld the pooch,
True love of mine."
Randy canine.
I have to stop his tries to woo
Every dog an'
My dear Aunt Roxanne.
Though she didn't mind it:
When she came around,
I would often find them
On all fours, on the floor, à la mode "hound."
So I must geld my pooch.
Aunt Rox'll whine
And whine:
"I love pooch,
My love's pooch
I love smooch
My love, pooch, sweet bow-wow.
Yes, it is hair
Of the dog for me
I need Chow-Chow.
Don't cleave him!
Please do not geld the pooch,
True love of mine."
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get your dog to the vet and your aunt to a psychiatrist
Pirate Jack, . . . . Careful with your desserts, Sir. ?? a La Mode ??
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