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Song Parodies -> "A Banker Fell on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"A Banker Fell on You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
A banker fell on you. . .
Dropped from floor 9.
On the sidewalk he's glop and goo;
He'll be fryin'
If it's hot, fryin'.
You know, he couldn't stand it:
Market goin' down.
So he jumped and landed
On macadam covering the ground.
A banker fell on you,
Bounced off--you're fine.
Him? Nein.
Lucky you,
Yucky goo
Is this dude
He's so screwed--just a mound,
Skin, bone, and hair.
Watch out! There will be
More dropping down.
Let's clear out!
Don't want to smell that dude--
Bouquet ain't fine!
Dropped from floor 9.
On the sidewalk he's glop and goo;
He'll be fryin'
If it's hot, fryin'.
You know, he couldn't stand it:
Market goin' down.
So he jumped and landed
On macadam covering the ground.
A banker fell on you,
Bounced off--you're fine.
Him? Nein.
Lucky you,
Yucky goo
Is this dude
He's so screwed--just a mound,
Skin, bone, and hair.
Watch out! There will be
More dropping down.
Let's clear out!
Don't want to smell that dude--
Bouquet ain't fine!
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lol..too funny...this reflects the comment i left on the previous song
Another good one to this song that got me laughing - keep them coming
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