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Song Parodies -> "And Kiss My Swell Muumuu"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"And Kiss My Swell Muumuu"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've got a shell for you
From my carbine.

It's gonna stop the things you do,
Like respirin';
You'll be retirin'.

And I don't mean napping-
I'm gunnin' ya down.
You'll no more be laughing
At my haberdashery: a gown.

Drenched in Chanel, I'll shoot
Two or three times. . .
Four times.

I'll shoot you
Because you
Ridiculed
My muumuu.
And so now,
I will not spare
You life, though you plead. . .

OK, kowtow--
Let's see it--
And kiss my swell muumuu--
That'll be fine.
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Stan Hall - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Last in line, I'm giving this one 5s for sheer stubborn persistence with the OS. :-)
alvin - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
bizarre imagery
LittleSASScakes - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, Captain JohnnyDew, drenched in CHANEL ! ! Sweaty, too! Now just what is a Lass o'Sass to do ? ?

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