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Song Parodies -> "So, Caramels Eschew!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"So, Caramels Eschew!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Some caramels I'll chew
With teeth like tines.
I can't stop at just one or two--
Sugar siren
Has me desirin'
Lots of this grand candy;
I'm chowin' 'em down.
Oh, they taste damn dandy.
But banked in my mandibles are found
Teeth with slight yellow hue. . .
Not anchored fine,
Not mine.
So I chew
And I chew
And I chew,
Then a few have come out.
I'm in despair--
They pop out o' me
And I'm without
My pearlies!
So, caramels eschew!
Advice of mine.
With teeth like tines.
I can't stop at just one or two--
Sugar siren
Has me desirin'
Lots of this grand candy;
I'm chowin' 'em down.
Oh, they taste damn dandy.
But banked in my mandibles are found
Teeth with slight yellow hue. . .
Not anchored fine,
Not mine.
So I chew
And I chew
And I chew,
Then a few have come out.
I'm in despair--
They pop out o' me
And I'm without
My pearlies!
So, caramels eschew!
Advice of mine.
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“Oh well,” sez I,
“caramels, goodbye!”
"Ain’t that a shame?
That fate’s so lame!
Ain’t that a shame?
Riesen’s© to blame."
:-)
“caramels, goodbye!”
"Ain’t that a shame?
That fate’s so lame!
Ain’t that a shame?
Riesen’s© to blame."
:-)
that's a sticky situation
I can really taste the caramels in your song! I read some of your "I Put A Spell On You" parodies and enjoyed every moment of them! You must love that song a whole lot! I love that song, too! I gotta go see a dentist now! Great song, John Barry! 555!!!
Thanks very much, Christie!
Ruthless & Toothless, eh Pirate Jack? Lasses beware of that Trick-Or-Treat knee of his, He'll spew 'yellow' on you!
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