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Song Parodies -> "Linked to This Well’s the Loo"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Linked to This Well’s the Loo"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Fell in well; help ensues,
I hope, in time!
As I'm treading water I muse
About climbin'
Out, 'cause I'm slimin'.
This water is nasty
And its hue is brown.
Also, it smells ghastly. . .
Aromatic rhinoplasty—zounds!
It's got a smell of poo
Or sulfur mine--
Not fine!
It’s a “euw!”
That comes through
My murked moue.
I’m in goo. Help me now
Get outta here.
“This venue’s nasty!”
I do avow.
It’s reeking!
Linked to this well's the loo,
And thus the slime!
I hope, in time!
As I'm treading water I muse
About climbin'
Out, 'cause I'm slimin'.
This water is nasty
And its hue is brown.
Also, it smells ghastly. . .
Aromatic rhinoplasty—zounds!
It's got a smell of poo
Or sulfur mine--
Not fine!
It’s a “euw!”
That comes through
My murked moue.
I’m in goo. Help me now
Get outta here.
“This venue’s nasty!”
I do avow.
It’s reeking!
Linked to this well's the loo,
And thus the slime!
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Bud fell in the well. Well, well, well...
(Little Rascals quote..)
LOL, good one, John!!!
Thank you for the poo fix - 5's.
To paraphrase the bard, all's apparently not well that ends in your well... but the parody smells like a rose!
lol.....you had me at the title
damn, John! You're on fire with the smells and the wells and hells lately...LOL. This one reminded me of that pasty looking ghoul of a girl coming out of the well in "The Ring". Nice job.
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