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Song Parodies -> "Hell's Bells Knell Well for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Hell's Bells Knell Well for You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Hell's bells knell well for you.
You hear 'em chime?
You'd better stop the things you do,
Such as lyin'
And fortifyin'
Yourself with a brandy
When you're feelin' down.
Though it comes in handy--
Might land ya on the wrong side o' town.
Best stop, I'm tellin' you. . .
Louder the chimes.
Do not brew,
Do not chew,
Do not screw,
Do not do them, nohow!
You'll be down there;
Beelzebub, he
Will roar: "Kowtow
To me, see!"
Once you're in hell, his crew
Will poke with tines.
You hear 'em chime?
You'd better stop the things you do,
Such as lyin'
And fortifyin'
Yourself with a brandy
When you're feelin' down.
Though it comes in handy--
Might land ya on the wrong side o' town.
Best stop, I'm tellin' you. . .
Louder the chimes.
Do not brew,
Do not chew,
Do not screw,
Do not do them, nohow!
You'll be down there;
Beelzebub, he
Will roar: "Kowtow
To me, see!"
Once you're in hell, his crew
Will poke with tines.
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Here's some perdition's pents for yer hell's bells
even creepier than the OS...nice job
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