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Song Parodies -> "We’ll Have Some Swell Guffs, Droog"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"We’ll Have Some Swell Guffs, Droog"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Terms from the Nadsat lexicon of “Clockwork Orange”--guff: laugh, droog: friend, tolchocks: hits, krovvy: blood, groody: breast; Pretty Polly: money, Vellocet: speed, cocaine.
Well, well, well, well, well, Droog,
What pleasures thine?
Art though at a loss what to do?
Let's be tryin'
Some tolchocks; cryin'
Will be all the bashees
As we thump and pound
We will scream like banshees
As we thrash and smash 'em to the ground.
We'll have some swell guffs, Droog,
A real good time,
Fine time.
Spill some kro-
vvy, it’s true.
Milk a groo-
dy for moo juice. And wow!
It’s spiked with fare:
Sythnmesc that’s speedy.
Let’s get some now!
And Polly!!
Let’s take some Vello’ too,
And we’ll be fly’n’.
What pleasures thine?
Art though at a loss what to do?
Let's be tryin'
Some tolchocks; cryin'
Will be all the bashees
As we thump and pound
We will scream like banshees
As we thrash and smash 'em to the ground.
We'll have some swell guffs, Droog,
A real good time,
Fine time.
Spill some kro-
vvy, it’s true.
Milk a groo-
dy for moo juice. And wow!
It’s spiked with fare:
Sythnmesc that’s speedy.
Let’s get some now!
And Polly!!
Let’s take some Vello’ too,
And we’ll be fly’n’.
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I see Stanley sitting up on this one!!
Great movie!!!!
love it...i'm a big CO fan
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