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Song Parodies -> "The Patty Melt I Chew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"The Patty Melt I Chew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The patty melt I chew
Tastes mighty fine.
I love that gloppy casein glue--
It's divine 'n'
My kind o' dinin'.
Ain't cooked in a pan; it's
Broiled golden brown.
Once it's in my hand, it's
Noshed, gnashed, and gnawed, then it’s swallowed down.
The patty melt I chew
Tastes beyond fine. . .
Divine!
Love to chew
Casein glue;
I'll eat two.
I could do any chow,
But I don't care
For gastronomy. . .
That's haute—nohow. . .
Just cheesy.
Bad-for-me melts—they'll do
Each time I dine.
Tastes mighty fine.
I love that gloppy casein glue--
It's divine 'n'
My kind o' dinin'.
Ain't cooked in a pan; it's
Broiled golden brown.
Once it's in my hand, it's
Noshed, gnashed, and gnawed, then it’s swallowed down.
The patty melt I chew
Tastes beyond fine. . .
Divine!
Love to chew
Casein glue;
I'll eat two.
I could do any chow,
But I don't care
For gastronomy. . .
That's haute—nohow. . .
Just cheesy.
Bad-for-me melts—they'll do
Each time I dine.
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Good song and good food
Three fifths pounder on that one!!
Juicy and delicious!! 555 patty melts in your mouth!!
Pirate Jack, Captain a-JAB, if you don't restrict your diet, Sir, you'll be the next Knight that ends up in the hands of the Ghoulish Docs in hospital !
now i want a patty melt...fun parody
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