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Song Parodies -> "Seventh Line Tells to You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Seventh Line Tells to You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I start to swell; I tu-
mesce, 'cause my mind
Has formed a Photoshop® of you—
You're reclinin'
On a bed, reclinin'.

And that makes me randy—
Direction ain't down.
In fact, I stand grandly:
Change "di-" to "e-" in the word that's found. . .
Seventh line, tells to you
How you can find
Incline.

I love tu-
mescing to
Thoughts of you.
I'm into those thoughts now.

You're lying there,
Just waiting for me
To drop my trou—
They've cleared me!

Please will you fellate tu-
mesced pine o' mine?!



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Timmy1000 - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, imaigination. 555
UnKnownVO - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . not quite cleared for ~Take-Off~ Pirate Jack ~
John Barry - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, UKV.
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
i like the direction this took

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