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Song Parodies -> "For Tinkerbelle He Moons"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"For Tinkerbelle He Moons"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
For Tinkerbelle he moons—
Peter’s inclined.
He cops a view and almost swoons;
He’s on fire ’n’
Filled with desire ’n’
You know, Mr. Pan is
Pumped up when she’s ’round.
Pan is rather randy;
His capstan’s hooked, and it shan’t come down.
For Tinkerbell he moons
All of the time.
“Be mine.
I love you,
I’d love to
Hug with you
And then do things right now.
“Had it to here
With those Lost Boys creeps—
Always my prow
They’re peeping.
“I want. . .ball, Bell, real soon
And 69!”
Peter’s inclined.
He cops a view and almost swoons;
He’s on fire ’n’
Filled with desire ’n’
You know, Mr. Pan is
Pumped up when she’s ’round.
Pan is rather randy;
His capstan’s hooked, and it shan’t come down.
For Tinkerbell he moons
All of the time.
“Be mine.
I love you,
I’d love to
Hug with you
And then do things right now.
“Had it to here
With those Lost Boys creeps—
Always my prow
They’re peeping.
“I want. . .ball, Bell, real soon
And 69!”
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I should have suspected thisabout Peter Pan...the green tights were there for all to see! He's turned on by FAIRIES!! lol Good job, JAB. ;D
Hey, ~Pirate JeanBarrow au Le GlandGran~ I'v e had you pegged right all along, sirSweaty ! ! . . . H O O K ~ O N . . .
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