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Song Parodies -> "Guy Tries to Tell the Loon"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Guy Tries to Tell the Loon"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Guy tries to tell the loon:
“This is not fine!
What you’re proposing that we do—
Your dad dying,
My ex-wife dying!”
But Bruno won’t stand for
Guy’s turning him down,
So he’s got a plan for
Guy’s estranged wife; the man is unsound.
It’s gonna spell her doom;
Then comes her time,
End time.
Then the loon
Says, “Guy, soon:
My dad’s doom,
In his room—do it now!
Or I will air
Thoughts to the police
About just how
You greased her.
Carousel quells the loon,
And Guy is fine.
“This is not fine!
What you’re proposing that we do—
Your dad dying,
My ex-wife dying!”
But Bruno won’t stand for
Guy’s turning him down,
So he’s got a plan for
Guy’s estranged wife; the man is unsound.
It’s gonna spell her doom;
Then comes her time,
End time.
Then the loon
Says, “Guy, soon:
My dad’s doom,
In his room—do it now!
Or I will air
Thoughts to the police
About just how
You greased her.
Carousel quells the loon,
And Guy is fine.
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I was "trained" to think this was about the health care debate. Then I realized there was a "hitch" to that premise.
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