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Song Parodies -> "I've Got a Whelp That Poos"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got a Whelp That Poos"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I've got a whelp that poos;
Each day I find
Dropped dung dollops, damned dog doo-doos!
And they're lyin'
On rugs, brown-dyein'.
But then when I stand on
One runny and round
And with no sandals on,
It's scandalous--no papers put down.
I've got a whelp that poos
The house is mined--
Feet find.
For dog doo,
That dog's due
To go to
A dog school, and they vow
To teach it where
It should go potty. . .
It's back home now.
I smell it.
That pup's expelled some doo. . .
It's in my wine!!!
Each day I find
Dropped dung dollops, damned dog doo-doos!
And they're lyin'
On rugs, brown-dyein'.
But then when I stand on
One runny and round
And with no sandals on,
It's scandalous--no papers put down.
I've got a whelp that poos
The house is mined--
Feet find.
For dog doo,
That dog's due
To go to
A dog school, and they vow
To teach it where
It should go potty. . .
It's back home now.
I smell it.
That pup's expelled some doo. . .
It's in my wine!!!
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charming, considering the subject
Thanks, Alvin.
DKTOS, but what alvin said.
Whoa, it's hilarious.
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