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Song Parodies -> "My Putt Once Felled a Yew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"My Putt Once Felled a Yew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
My putt once felled a yew
Next to hole 9.
I thought an extra tap would do—
Ball went flyin’. . .
De-facto drivin’.
We then heard the crashing,
The tree falling down.
The teeth started gnashing
When the nasty groundskeeper came ’round:
“You putz! You felled a yew—
There’ll be a fine,
You swine!”
My ball flew
From hole 2
To the yew
Tree that grew—
Then went down
It’s lying there
Dying as can be
Leaves will turn brown.
They fined me
And put my wealth into
A stand o’ pine.
Next to hole 9.
I thought an extra tap would do—
Ball went flyin’. . .
De-facto drivin’.
We then heard the crashing,
The tree falling down.
The teeth started gnashing
When the nasty groundskeeper came ’round:
“You putz! You felled a yew—
There’ll be a fine,
You swine!”
My ball flew
From hole 2
To the yew
Tree that grew—
Then went down
It’s lying there
Dying as can be
Leaves will turn brown.
They fined me
And put my wealth into
A stand o’ pine.
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