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Song Parodies -> "That Put-on Mel Loves Jews"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"That Put-on Mel Loves Jews"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

That put-on Mel loves Jews
And kosher wine.

Those who say he's anti-Hebrew,
They were lyin'.
Mel's now out, dryin'.

You know, he's a landsman
In his heart, deep down.
He digs the Horwitz clan
Laughs loud and hard at those "Howard" clowns.

That put-on Mel loves Jews,
The funny kind.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
Woo, woo, woo,
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
Woo, woo, woo! Look at how
Moe pulls the hair
Of hapless Larry.
For Curly: POW!

Like Sammy,
Could convert, Mel, to Jew
And toast, "L'chaim!"

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alvin rhodes - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
great title
2Eagle - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder if he would convert just to save face. How else would he live this shenannigan down?
Rick C - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the Stooges bit.
AFW - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
So, Mel is the 4th stooge...good one, John
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
phew, lost me with the Stooges detour in the middle, JAB, but another fine chapter in your push for 100 - 555
Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Man-oh-Manischewitz, what a great parody! I'm kvelling! So when and where will Mel have his next drunken incident? "Next year, in Jerusalem!"
MasonR - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, John, you've inspired me to try a Mel/Jews version of "Till There Was You!"

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