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Song Parodies -> "I Suds Up Selsun Blue"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Suds Up Selsun Blue"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I suds up Selsun Blue,
Makes my hair shine.
It stopped the flagrant flakes that flew
In the sky 'n'
Man, they were flyin'.
You know I had dandruff;
It was rustlin' down--
On my shoulders landed
And disgustingly dusted the ground.
I suds up Selsun Blue
In hair so fine,
What shine!
I love Blue,
Selsun Blue,
Bluish goo,
Luscious goo, see it spout
Into my hair,
Wash obsessively
Then rinse it out.
Mop's sheeny!
I will not Prell, though, use
To make hair shine.
Makes my hair shine.
It stopped the flagrant flakes that flew
In the sky 'n'
Man, they were flyin'.
You know I had dandruff;
It was rustlin' down--
On my shoulders landed
And disgustingly dusted the ground.
I suds up Selsun Blue
In hair so fine,
What shine!
I love Blue,
Selsun Blue,
Bluish goo,
Luscious goo, see it spout
Into my hair,
Wash obsessively
Then rinse it out.
Mop's sheeny!
I will not Prell, though, use
To make hair shine.
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Would make a great commercial jingle..funny idea..
this one just lathered me
I think you may have the best command of the language, on this entire site. I get the feeling you're some Harvard prof., deep into old English, delighting in the warping of it to suit your own paradocomaniacial ends!
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, TJC--quite a complement, coming from the composer of the brilliant "Movie Mogul." I'm no Harvard prof, but I did once reside briefly in Harvard, MA.
You may have the blues, but you're Head & Shoulders above us all.
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