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Song Parodies -> "Stuck With a Swelt’ring Flu"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck With a Swelt’ring Flu"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Stuck with a swelt’ring flu. . .
temp past red line.
This morning it topped one-oh-two
I was fryin’
felt I was dyin’.
I just couldn’t stand it—
going up, not down.
Went to get a brandy. . .
my wife said, that’s now where relief’s found
to beat the hellish flu. . .
It just takes time.
Got the flu—
one-oh-two.
What to do?
Hit the loo—and right now!
I stay in there
for eternity. . .
dump like a cow:
quite freely.
Everyone smells the poo;
they yell: “You swine!”
temp past red line.
This morning it topped one-oh-two
I was fryin’
felt I was dyin’.
I just couldn’t stand it—
going up, not down.
Went to get a brandy. . .
my wife said, that’s now where relief’s found
to beat the hellish flu. . .
It just takes time.
Got the flu—
one-oh-two.
What to do?
Hit the loo—and right now!
I stay in there
for eternity. . .
dump like a cow:
quite freely.
Everyone smells the poo;
they yell: “You swine!”
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Congrats on breaking 450 IPASOY parodies- 555 on all! I am at 429... went a different route with the "Chimney Sweep" angle (anti-radar paint) :)
I can identify with this one this week, believe me. Fortunately it stayed in my head and not my stomach.
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