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Song Parodies -> "I’m on a Stool Near You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I’m on a Stool Near You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m on a stool near you;
we’re drinking wine.
My name is Stu; your name is Stew.
we ain’t dryin’
out, not not-dryin’.
I’m having a grand cru—
smooth it’s going down.
Next door is a man, Drew,
who’s had more than a few brandy rounds.
We watch him drool into
his brandywine. . .
dripped slime.
I ask, “Stew,
what do you
think of Drew?
He looks stewed.
And his brow
seeps sweat up there;
he’s leaning on me,
big as a cow,
so heavy!”
He drops a stool onto
the floor’s fresh shine.
we’re drinking wine.
My name is Stu; your name is Stew.
we ain’t dryin’
out, not not-dryin’.
I’m having a grand cru—
smooth it’s going down.
Next door is a man, Drew,
who’s had more than a few brandy rounds.
We watch him drool into
his brandywine. . .
dripped slime.
I ask, “Stew,
what do you
think of Drew?
He looks stewed.
And his brow
seeps sweat up there;
he’s leaning on me,
big as a cow,
so heavy!”
He drops a stool onto
the floor’s fresh shine.
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