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Song Parodies -> "So That’s What Felchers Do?!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"So That’s What Felchers Do?!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
What does a felcher do?!
I though I’d find
out and so to Google I flew. . .
started typing,
then I was “yipe!”ing.
You know, it’s a practice
with which I’m not down.
I can’t understand it—
how one would brandish buccal to brown.
So that’s what felchers do!
Sounds assinine [sic],
not fine.
I’d not do
what they do:
move up to
sluice for doo and get chow.
I wouldn’t care
to do that—give me
a big glass now,
even though
I don’t like Welch’s juice,
but, choice of Welch’s/poohole?
Juice is fine!!!!!!!
I though I’d find
out and so to Google I flew. . .
started typing,
then I was “yipe!”ing.
You know, it’s a practice
with which I’m not down.
I can’t understand it—
how one would brandish buccal to brown.
So that’s what felchers do!
Sounds assinine [sic],
not fine.
I’d not do
what they do:
move up to
sluice for doo and get chow.
I wouldn’t care
to do that—give me
a big glass now,
even though
I don’t like Welch’s juice,
but, choice of Welch’s/poohole?
Juice is fine!!!!!!!
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JAB... I am amazed at the materials you get passed through the censor here.
Poohole is a very funny turd,oops! I mean - word.
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