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Song Parodies -> "Love My Gal Sal, We Two. . ."
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Love My Gal Sal, We Two. . ."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Love my gal Sal, we two
are now entwined.
I climb atop and start to woo—
we’re both sighin’
with pleasure, sighin’.
You know that my manhood
is starting to bound.
I drive with élan wood
beyond the mantel into the mound.
Me and my Sal now screw,
and it feels fine,
so fine!
I love to
my gal woo,
then we two
have a screw and then plow
in each other’s hair
for more lechery.
Happy now?
Well, clearly!
So me and Sal next do
a sixty-nine.
are now entwined.
I climb atop and start to woo—
we’re both sighin’
with pleasure, sighin’.
You know that my manhood
is starting to bound.
I drive with élan wood
beyond the mantel into the mound.
Me and my Sal now screw,
and it feels fine,
so fine!
I love to
my gal woo,
then we two
have a screw and then plow
in each other’s hair
for more lechery.
Happy now?
Well, clearly!
So me and Sal next do
a sixty-nine.
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Ah Farmer John - first mule-boffing parody I've seen on this site. Fifteen years on the Erie Canal... ;)
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