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Song Parodies -> "She's Got Like-Melon Beauts"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"She's Got Like-Melon Beauts"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
She's got like-melon beauts.
They're 39s.
They're gonna pop that sling for two
And come flyin'
Out; I'll be eyein'
As those mammoth glands slip
And slump toward the ground. . .
Two nodes--fetching mamm'ries,
Languid lactaters bounced mound by mound.
She's got like-melon beauts.
Maybe 4-9s,
4-9s!
I love two,
I love two,
I love two,
I love two and I'm wowed
By this whoa! pair
And I want to see
Them stand up, proud,
Veer to me.
She's got like-melons boobs
At least 5-9s!!
They're 39s.
They're gonna pop that sling for two
And come flyin'
Out; I'll be eyein'
As those mammoth glands slip
And slump toward the ground. . .
Two nodes--fetching mamm'ries,
Languid lactaters bounced mound by mound.
She's got like-melon beauts.
Maybe 4-9s,
4-9s!
I love two,
I love two,
I love two,
I love two and I'm wowed
By this whoa! pair
And I want to see
Them stand up, proud,
Veer to me.
She's got like-melons boobs
At least 5-9s!!
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boobiful job
Thanks, Alvin.
You've got a D-lightful theme going here today! 5's "veering" your way...
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