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Song Parodies -> "On The Gross Ship Lollipoop"

Original Song Title:

"On The Good Ship Lollipop"

Original Performer:

Shirley Temple

Parody Song Title:

"On The Gross Ship Lollipoop"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Carnival lines cruise ship, Triumph had a fire and broke down at sea...stranded for several days, lost power, sewage probems, over 4000 passengers...getting a slow tow to Mobile, Alabama
They sailed away with joys
Across the bounding main
Moms, Dads, and girls and boys
In tow, they're now detained
They should have stayed on shore
And just forgot this cruise
Conditions rough, had enough
They've got the ocean blues..

On the gross ship lollipoop
Not a sweet trip, nor a happy troop
Still one more day
Till they make it back to old Mobile Bay

Hear reports there's slime and grime
Sewage backs up all the time
Food lines, they're are
Careful Tom, that's not a chocolate bar..

On this great big bowl. four grand tootsies roll
Good news, not enough speed for wakes
They can't eat too - much, ooh, ooh
Few food breaks make for tummy aches

A bad scene fling on this cruise, by heck
Gives new mean-ing to the word, poopdeck
No more, no way
On a cruise ship, what a wreck!

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Old Man Ribber - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - Bravo! You gave Carnival a crushing blow to the Temple. If the Costa Concordia is any precedent, the unfortuate passengers will be offered 50% off the price of a future cruise. This parody is a "Triumph" that certainly doesn't break down and stink. ;D
AFW - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...some snappy puns, there
Callmelennie - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
OMR's puns were snappy? -- Shirley you jest, AFW
TJC - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Ship of Stools! Love it!
Rob Arndt - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Excellent title-555! But the conditions on Exodus '47 were far worse. The movie never did it justice...
Wendy Christopher - February 16, 2013 - Report this comment
*puts cruise holiday brochure discreetly in the bin* I'm picturing them having this song as the on-board entertainment now... Classy parody about a not-so-classy experience - 555!
AFW - February 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, Rob, and Wendy

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