I don't freeze, this I know, just ignore my red nose
I'm pretty sure I know that I feel nothing
'Cause I'm fine, you can quit your advice 'cause it's shit
Chattering sound that you're hearing is nothing

The cold hurts you, I'll be totally fine in this getup of mine, I
I'm not blue, all I need is a shirt, don't need to be a jerk, I
Wish you would stop offering me your cardigan, in no need of it
Won't put it on 'cause I know that I'll hate it

You hate the cold so you wrap right up, make it work with the fluff
Don't need that junk though my hair is ice-crusting

Cold ain't for you, coverings are needed, I'll be fine to leave it, I
I'll live through the bitter winds for one night, trust me, I'll be alright, I
Will only give you back your stupid cardigan, in no need of it
It only looks like I'm shivering, face it

You mock me for my tiny shorts for no clear reason
Said before I've a warm core and I did mean it

So I'm confused why you're thinking my claims are a pile of lies, mate, I
I told you my crossed arms are sending cool vibes, don't protect me, I
I refuse any kindly offer 'cause there's no problems, I
May look like a popsicle but that means nothing

I swear on my heart that this is not a skit, I'm so not cold, no, not one tiny bit
Though I could poke your eye out with a hug, that is a feature of me, not a bug
I'm not a fan of hugging people, I'm more the "stand next to a heater" type
Or a warm engine or the closest fire, total coincidence, I swear I'm fine
Don't want more clothes, I'm not chilly, swear I'm not chilly
I swear I'm not chilly, I swear I'm not

Hang on, you're saying that it's a spare cardigan? You've no need for it?
Well, if it won't make you cold, then I'll take it