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Song Parodies -> "Almost"

Original Song Title:

"Down Bad"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Almost"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the countdown to the New Year season.
Did you really end this year?
In a cloud of holidays
Just to do New Years Day on
Tell me I was the chosen one
Show me that this year is bigger than us
Then sent me back where 2025 stars
For a moment, I knew Trump is back

Now I'm almost, looking at the years
Everything comes out Donald Trump's return
"Screw it if I can't have him"
"I might just look, it would make no difference"
Almost, going up to New Year
Looking at the sky, come back and pick me up
Screw it if I can't have us
I might just not get up
I might help almost

Screw it if I can't have him
Almost
Screw it if I can't have him

Did you help TikTok ban?
Just to leave me here return and alone
In a day in my same old state
That somehow seems so colder now
They'll say I'm nuts if I talk about the existence of you
For a moment, I was Biden end

Now I'm almost, helping Trump be back (Helping Trump be back)
Everything comes out Donald petulance
"Screw it if I can't have him" (Screw it if I can't have him)
"I might just help, it would make no difference"
Almost, helping the new time for you (Helping the new time for you)
Looking at the sky, come back and pick me up
Screw it if I can't have us
I might just not get up
I might stay almost

Like I see the Trump
Screw it if I can't have him (Almost)
Almost
Waving at the ship
Screw it if I can't have him

I loved your hostile America
Patriots closer and closer
All your fantastic exposures
How dare you say that it's-
I'll see the new Fantastic 4 movie
Where they can all understand it
How dare you think it's Vietnamese
Leaving me safe and stranded
'Cause screw it, I was in love
So screw you if I can't have us
'Cause screw it, I was in love

Now I'm almost, getting at the Four (Getting at the Four)
Everything comes out stretchy petulance
"Screw it if I can't have him" (Can't have him)
"I might just help, it would make no difference"
Almost, getting to 2025 (Getting to 2025)
Looking at the sky, come back and pick me up
Screw it if I can't have us
I might just not get up
I might stay almost

Like I see new days
Screw it if I can't have him (Almost)
Almost
Watching at the screen
Screw it if I can't have him

Like I see new days
Screw it if I can't have him (Almost)
Almost
Watching at the screen
Screw it if I can't have him

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