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Song Parodies -> "Sepp Blatter"
Original Song Title:
"My Brother"
Original Performer:
Terry Scott
Parody Song Title:
"Sepp Blatter"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Well, things might finally be changing at FIFA, as the people who voted to keep Blatter in charge are getting picked off by corruption charges... I'd be very surprised if anyone can prove Blatter took bribes (why would he need to? He has a multi-billion dollar piggy bank he can raid at any time.. for a short while longer, anyway), but it should be provable that as puppetmaster he wielded the financial strings..
People probably don't know the original, and I've left out all the talking bits, so you can probably read it without Terry Scott's cheeky voice inside your head (trust me, that's a better place to be)
People probably don't know the original, and I've left out all the talking bits, so you can probably read it without Terry Scott's cheeky voice inside your head (trust me, that's a better place to be)
Who's in charge of world football?
Who lets others take the fall?
Who is NOT CORRUPT AT ALL???
Sepp Blatter
Who's incredibly brass-necked?
Who'd they always re-elect?
If dead, who would they resurrect?
Sepp Blatter
Sepp Blatter says he's done no wrong
He's honest as the day is long
Sepp Blatter's said that all along
Sepp's talking bollocks
Who makes choices quite bizarre?
Who gave the World Cup to Qatar?
Who next? Maybe Myanmar
Sepp Blatter
Who never would stoop to connive?
Who somehow always did survive?
Who was shocked [shocked!] his friends took bribes?
Sepp Blatter
Who might finally start to quail?
Who'll say he's clean to no avail
With everybody else in jail?
Sepp Blatter
Would anybody like to guess
Who soon can't visit the US
If he wants to avoid arrest?
Sepp dodgy ******* Blatter
Who lets others take the fall?
Who is NOT CORRUPT AT ALL???
Sepp Blatter
Who's incredibly brass-necked?
Who'd they always re-elect?
If dead, who would they resurrect?
Sepp Blatter
Sepp Blatter says he's done no wrong
He's honest as the day is long
Sepp Blatter's said that all along
Sepp's talking bollocks
Who makes choices quite bizarre?
Who gave the World Cup to Qatar?
Who next? Maybe Myanmar
Sepp Blatter
Who never would stoop to connive?
Who somehow always did survive?
Who was shocked [shocked!] his friends took bribes?
Sepp Blatter
Who might finally start to quail?
Who'll say he's clean to no avail
With everybody else in jail?
Sepp Blatter
Would anybody like to guess
Who soon can't visit the US
If he wants to avoid arrest?
Sepp dodgy ******* Blatter
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Be careful what you wish for, it might come true. I suspect that the reason the USA/FBI is moving in on FIFA is because now that soccer finally is becoming a profitable media thingy in the - US business interests over there wants it to become more like the NHL. Five years from now The Champions League will be a closed 32 permanent teams franchise. National leagues will consist of support clubs. African players will no longer be able to take January off to go play the African Cup. Contracted Players will only be allowed to leave to play for national teams during the Olympics - if even that. And of course Russian oligarcs will no longer be able to launder money through teams like Chelsky. There's a s***load of money, billions, to be made for real owners and investors if the amateours of FIFA can be discreditet and getten rid off. The fact that they ARE corrupt just makes it easier, but like I said, be careful what you wish for...
Better version than the other guy, so 5-5-5
Peter - "better the devil you know, eh? Yes, there are a few ways things could get worse, but leaving a RICO like FIFA to control one of the world's largest sporting events, taking and passing on immense sums of money from and to the corrupt isn't a status quo anyone should be happy with (with the possible exception of the corrupt recipients of huge bribes)
James - thanks, but I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of how the voting system works :-)
James - thanks, but I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of how the voting system works :-)
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