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Song Parodies -> "Heather's Clown"

Original Song Title:

"Cathy's Clown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Heather's Clown"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Don't want commitment any more -
She wants his money - that's for sure!
She ripped him off, she let him down -
Will he be known as Heather's Clown?

He is sixty four,
But he can offer more.
His songs and lyrics will endure,
But her hour of fame - for sure -
Is definitely o'er.

Don't want his children anymore -
Just fifty million, that's for sure.
Can't break his spirit or tear him down -
They'll never think he's Heather's Clown.

He hasn't lost his hair -
And he's still as cute as e'er.
His music's still as sweet -
And he still has both his feet.
He's walking as on air.

And when the years have come and gone -
He and his music will live on.
He's Sir McCartney, that's how he's known -
The joke's on her - not Heather's Clown.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jack Wilson - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Love the OS,love the parody! 5s
Michael Pacholek - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
As a huge Everly Brothers fan, Sir Paul would approve.
MasonR - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Fab!
alvin rhodes - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
good one...lol
2Eagle - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack, Alvin, Mason and Michael. All of you are outstanding, too.
John Barry - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Unhappy with Heather.
Peregrin - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Heather Honey, she want da money. Good one 2Eagle :)

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