Bye Bye Chad! Farewell, you big clown.
Just get out of town. No one here is gonna cry.
You act bad. You drove your team bats.
Pull crap with the Pats - and you will surely fry.
So Ochocinco don't try.

A star attraction, once you were good.
Now you're distraction, so much dead wood.
Just don't you try out - Bill Belichick, (1)
The first time you pout - he'll wring your neck.

Bye Bye Chad! You're too immature.
No more horse manure. We're all tired of asking why.
You're not rad. You're a sideshow freak
On an ego streak, but now the creek's run dry.
Who will you now mortify?

Kepp your bull riding, and T.V. show,
Your shameless siding with old T.O. (2)
We're long disgusted, so now we're through.
New England's trusted. You'll screw them too.

Bye Bye Chad. Get out childish boy,
Mike Brown's fav'rite toy. Coach Lewis will breathe a sigh.
No one's sad. You're no longer great.
Go and meet your fate. A new team you will defy.
You're just that kind of a guy.