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Song Parodies -> "All I Have To Do Is Steam"
Original Song Title:
"All I Have To Do Is Dream"
Original Performer:
The Everly Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"All I Have To Do Is Steam"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
Ode to the Irony of Steam.
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
When I suffer from a cold
Stuffy nose and cough uncontrolled
In order to get well all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
When my carpets have a stain
Last night’s party, some spilled champagne
Because it was Rose, all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam.
I can make it clean, make it look pristine
Any room in the house.
Carbonated fizz, pop quiz
I’m steamin’ my wife’s stained blouse.
I iron to see that all my shirts
Are wrinkle-free and that is why
Whenever I dress up, all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam.
Pleated pants are fine, when we go to dine
Any club or café.
Then I take a whiz, my biz
I’m streamin’ my wine away.
I need steam now, so I can press
My tuxedo, and my wife’s dress
Whenever we go out all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
When I suffer from a cold
Stuffy nose and cough uncontrolled
In order to get well all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
When my carpets have a stain
Last night’s party, some spilled champagne
Because it was Rose, all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam.
I can make it clean, make it look pristine
Any room in the house.
Carbonated fizz, pop quiz
I’m steamin’ my wife’s stained blouse.
I iron to see that all my shirts
Are wrinkle-free and that is why
Whenever I dress up, all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam.
Pleated pants are fine, when we go to dine
Any club or café.
Then I take a whiz, my biz
I’m streamin’ my wine away.
I need steam now, so I can press
My tuxedo, and my wife’s dress
Whenever we go out all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
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I thought you would use steam in the bathroom, but still...555!
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