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Song Parodies -> "Mend My PC"
Original Song Title:
"Under The Sea"
Original Performer:
The Little Mermaid - Sebastian
Parody Song Title:
"Mend My PC"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
De C drive it fills up faster
If you got ADSL
You downloading lots of good stuff
You downloading crap as well
You don't need all that you're keeping
But you still downloading more
The computer it stop working
That's when you knock at my door
Mend my PC, mend my PC
I is not joking, damn ting is broken
Fix it for me
Now it is saying lots of bull
What does it mean: my hard drive full
Here's what you do, mon - put in a new one
Mend my PC
You taken apart your hard disk
To see if dere's more free space
You lost de screws from de hard disk
Now it needs to be replace
De new one dey send it hard up
You do not know where to put
One day when de ting don't start up
De boot's on de other foot
Mend my PC, mend my PC
'Cause I'm unable to plug in a cable
Do it for me
Don't make me feel that I'm a jerk
Just mend my PC and make it work
I has been suckered - yes it is buggered
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
I have been striving to put a new drive in
So fruilessly (fruitlessly-ee-ee-ee)
Plug in de cable I got here
Dere on de table is your beer
Stop wit' your smirking - just get it working
Mend my PC
De hard disk it stop
De floppy disk flop
De cooling fan hot
De mem'ry forgot
De PCI fry
De CPU too
De mouse in de house it moan
De CD don't ROM
De cable is gone
De monitor dead
D drive lost his head
De sound card come out
De boot is kaputt
And oh, dat fuse has blown!
Yeah, mend my PC
Mend my PC
When the C-drive come back a-live
It's music to me (music is to me)
I hear dat spinning, whining sound
I know de hard disk going round
Turn de machine on - oh look de screen on
Mend my PC
Now it is booting - de 'puter's computing
Mend my PC
Now we is rocking, it's time to log in
Come on you loser, type in de user
Time to start cheering and go get the beer in
Mended PC
If you got ADSL
You downloading lots of good stuff
You downloading crap as well
You don't need all that you're keeping
But you still downloading more
The computer it stop working
That's when you knock at my door
Mend my PC, mend my PC
I is not joking, damn ting is broken
Fix it for me
Now it is saying lots of bull
What does it mean: my hard drive full
Here's what you do, mon - put in a new one
Mend my PC
You taken apart your hard disk
To see if dere's more free space
You lost de screws from de hard disk
Now it needs to be replace
De new one dey send it hard up
You do not know where to put
One day when de ting don't start up
De boot's on de other foot
Mend my PC, mend my PC
'Cause I'm unable to plug in a cable
Do it for me
Don't make me feel that I'm a jerk
Just mend my PC and make it work
I has been suckered - yes it is buggered
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
I have been striving to put a new drive in
So fruilessly (fruitlessly-ee-ee-ee)
Plug in de cable I got here
Dere on de table is your beer
Stop wit' your smirking - just get it working
Mend my PC
De hard disk it stop
De floppy disk flop
De cooling fan hot
De mem'ry forgot
De PCI fry
De CPU too
De mouse in de house it moan
De CD don't ROM
De cable is gone
De monitor dead
D drive lost his head
De sound card come out
De boot is kaputt
And oh, dat fuse has blown!
Yeah, mend my PC
Mend my PC
When the C-drive come back a-live
It's music to me (music is to me)
I hear dat spinning, whining sound
I know de hard disk going round
Turn de machine on - oh look de screen on
Mend my PC
Now it is booting - de 'puter's computing
Mend my PC
Now we is rocking, it's time to log in
Come on you loser, type in de user
Time to start cheering and go get the beer in
Mended PC
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Phil, that was excellent
Agreed
*Guffaw*
Well done, superbly executed. I think your up for a Chalupa award.
Thanks... I even found a karaoke version of the original, and uploaded the mp3, too: it's here http://wave.prohosting.com/philsdd/philsparodies-mendmypc.mp3 - a bit rough round the edges, but not bad for twenty minutes ;-)
PS What's a Chalupa award? Something nice, I hope...
PS What's a Chalupa award? Something nice, I hope...
"You downloading crap as well." Yeah. Like the Little Mermaid song so I can vote on this parody! Remind me to delete that later, okay, Phil? Excellent job. That list of bad parts near the end really made me laugh. :-D
That was great! HAHAHAHA!
When the "one guy" gives you threes, you know you're good. Great job!
That was so funny. :D
A lot of good lines - I liked "De mem'ry forgot" best.
Phil! Great one! Heck with the chulapas. This one is worth at least 5 [ ] s. Slow day on the enterprise was it Phil? Real genius.
ROTFLMAO!!! Terrific!!! :D
masterpiece... absolutely beautiful. *applaud* Disney needs to employ you. Now.
Phil! Great one! Heck with the chulapas. This one is worth at least 5 [ ] s. Slow day on the enterprise was it Phil? Real genius. ``````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Oops - That blank in the brackets was suppossed to say `````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ALT CTRL DEL ```````````` This comment editor is LAME.
Thank you everyone for the comments... must admit I get a real buzz from it :-)
Guy - the editor is "LAME"? Sounds like it ought to be a parody to "Fame"... or maybe an acronym ( Letters All Missing Editor, maybe)
Guy - the editor is "LAME"? Sounds like it ought to be a parody to "Fame"... or maybe an acronym ( Letters All Missing Editor, maybe)
So Phil, What do you think of using CTRL ALT DEL awards for computer related parodies instead of the chalupas or in addition to the chalupas? Such as I give you 5 ALT CTRL DELs for your parody.
Looks like this could have something big, we can an AMIRIGHT Awards Show. Look that one up Chucky G. If American Idol, Survivor and Big Brother get ratings, surley AMIRIGHT would be a contender for the comedy channel, or Vh1 and Weird Al could HOST! Hey, we already have several writers recording their work, next a music video?
Whoever gave you those 3's Phil, well... Man they have bad taste. =D Keep up the good work, you're a champion.
Triple crown... congratulations Phil.
Haha this is great! Oh the woes Bill Gates and his computer systems have brought upon us! Awesome parody, man!
I've tried repeatedly to download this, but my PC just won't do it. Oh, the irony. But when I get the voice in my head to sing it, it's very impressive.
Spaff - Highlight the text on the page by holding down the left mouse key and drag it over the entire text until it is all highlighted. Then right click your mouse and click on copy. Open up wordpad or notepad and then right click inside the white space of the blank document and click paste. Save it with an appropriate name. I am assuming that you are trying to get a copy of the text of this song. If not then sorry.
Guy: Thanks. What I'm trying to do is play the MP3, but I keep getting an error message - something about how I'm unsupportable and/or corrupt.
Spaff....hehehehe...corrupt!
If you enter the link "http://wave.prohosting.com/philsdd/philsparodies-mendmypc.mp3" into your browser address bar, it'll come up with a download page with what is apparently the same link on it: right-click this link and choose "Save Target As..." from the pop-up menu. Good luck :-)
OMG, THAT WAS SOOO COOL!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I'm way behind on parodies so I just came to this one. Great job!
I just wanted to add a note to say thank you to everyone who voted for making this pretty much my most successful parody so far... although it's been outvoted by "I Hate Britney Spears", this has amassed 47 votes in a couple of weeks, compared to 90-odd in over a year. It is also (by a long, long way) my most commented-on parody...
Phil, Chalupa Awards go out tommorow,(Chucky willing) It is a humorous tribute parody to my favorite parody writers of the month. It's not about scores, it's about new ideas, and being creative that gets the Big Chalupa. Yes, its a good thing. SEE: "Gomez Di Rito" parody of Beatles "Lady Madona"
Wild Man - I'll be watching for it whenever we get new posting. Can't wait to see who and how you feature this month. Nice idea. Any idea what is up with the lag on updates? Last time CG lost connectivity with his IP.
Guy - Chuck says that he has been tending to some personal business (which he doesn't do very often, so it is well deserved) and will resume reviewing parodies on Thursday. You might want to check out the Messageboard - Misheard Lyrics - when you have a chance.
I was there. Didn't see anything, but then again I didn't look too hard. Under what thread would I catch this type of news? Would you know?
Hey mon, you did a great job. But aftah see-een Eminem's booolshit, I give you pahmission to do a music vee-dio. Make it really funny Phil. If eet gains fame den my cahtoon artist might staht drawin me a little more. I'm a leetle red sexy peece of hunk ahent I?
The best parody on the site undoubtebly, and I know you must get this a lot, but how would you like to do a duet with me?
Hi, Jimmy - no, I don't get many offers for duets as it happens: drop me an IM on the messageboard (philbo_baggins), we can see what turns up...
Uh, Phil, if it's AIM your talking about, this may sound ridiculous but I don't have it. If you have Windows, MSN, or Yahoo it's okay though. If you still wanna do a parody my email address is njroberts91@yahoo.com. My real name is Nicholas John Roberts but Jimmy J is a name I made up and use it on here.
My Windows is pmlroberts and I'll tell you my MSN later.
Okay, I'm back now, my MSN is the same thing and if you have it, contact me on that.
Jimmy - no, I mean the inthe00s messageboard: click the link where it says "messageboard" on the left near the top of this page...
Jimmy - no, I mean the inthe00s messageboard: click the link where it says "messageboard" on the left near the top of this page...
Okay, thanks, I'm new to that, so I wouldn't've known.
Good one. Relating madly.
LOL.
can't stop laughing!
Best Computer Parody
> AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER
> Best Computer Parody
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Someone's been to a lot of trouble with these comments - thank you, whoever you are - Billy?
> Best Computer Parody
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Someone's been to a lot of trouble with these comments - thank you, whoever you are - Billy?
It aint me Phil, but I thank whoever did it...
hahaha, excellence... i would pay to see that performed. very sweet ending, great work! *goes to learn words*
Thanks, Sam :-)
That is very funny. I liked the lines about 'the memory forgot'
funny funny! I loved it. Jimmy J-don't feel sad. I can't even do IM :0 I don't even have my own computer. life sucks. Phil- do you do alot of these? I'm very new to all of this.I tink that is was very good and I would like to see more. :)
Thank you. Yes, I have done quite a few, Pincksnowflakes - since the search isn't working at the moment, click the "parody authors" link top left, and you'll see me somewhere near the top of the page.
Phil- can't find. thats ok. I tink that this hole blond thing is starting to take effect on me. dunno. great job! my sister got to it and told me that you had alot of votes. yay! thats really cool! c ya
the thing will not let me listen to the song. this is a really stupid computer. i had to read it. but that still makes it funny.
Didn't Alan Menken Write This Song?
I love Disney, so I therefore love this
DKTOS, except the chorus, but that's really clever, 'specially de Jamaaaycon accent mon.
That was great! You really had me cracking up!
(ABC) Jamaican me vote high on this one! This tune always brings out great parodies and yours is bloody hilarious! The accent, the rhyming, the dozens of puns,...I only wish I could be the 100th voter on this gem. 555
Very, very, funny, with brilliant use of the dialect to create perfect rhyme where one wouldn't otherwise exist.
Leo - that's what the original song does: lovely lines like "That's why it's hotter/Under the watter", and I've tried to keep to the same sort of spirit. There's an mp3 on this page if you're interested - http://www.asqu08.dsl.pipex.com/ (not up to the Spaff/Lund quality, but it's only a bit of software and an on-board sound card)
Wow... down from 98 votes to one. Sigh.
(ABC) Dat is dee cutest parody mon!
LOL! The line -De boot's on de other foot and Dere on de table is your beer- Really got me going.
(ABC) Dammit Phil - you never reminded me to delete the OS.. ;-)
(ABC) DKTOS, but it made me smile reading it and how could I contradict your overwhelming fans? :) 5's
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2502.0.html
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1348;image
(ABC Playoff) Gigabytes of fun!
It's not nepotism, but I think it's fab! Wish I could get mp3 on my council laptop...
:-) Merci, masseur (or should that be "ma soeur"?)
Well, it only took two years, but I finally figured out how to download the MP3. Nice work on the recording, Philbo. And the lyrics continue to make this one of the site's best. Here's one more vote toward your second 98.
Phil, Great job! I'm new to the site but, I think it's a riot! I love the "Cause I am unable to plug in a cable" line! 555
( ABC 2004 Winners) Great one, Phil. 5's
(ABCfinals) Read it, heard it, love it. Hilarious work, Phil
Inexplicably, I've commented twice on this already. I guess my memory chip blew and I forgot I'd already read it. Anyway, congrats on the ABC2004 Bronze medal!
ROLF! Brilliant parody! hey phil do u think u could send the song to me at adamwebb234@yahoo.com or adamwebb234@hotmail.com thx dude
What else can you do for a PEE-CEE PC? Call de doctor wake dem up.
Wellcome to the real world.
This has alwyas been one ofm y favs.Phil 555!
=)
this is to much of a wickedt ing stilzz keep doin wat u doin peace :d
omg that is sheer genious!!! hav u got a music download? u need 1 coz i want 1 and u will make MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol xxxxxxxxxx
Today's classic is arguably one of the best this site has to offer, by the very prolific AND very talented Philbo
Great work! You've covered everything that can go wrong with a PC and then some.
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