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Song Parodies -> "Hairzy Goats"
Original Song Title:
"Mairzy Doats"
Original Performer:
The Merry Macs
Parody Song Title:
"Hairzy Goats"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Neighbors think I'm nutty as a fruitcake
Night and day, I bam...
With a goat or lamb
I think they're pretty,
people think I'm crazy
Pretty crazy's what I am....
Ohhhhhhh.....
Hairzy Goats, get my devotes,
And little lambs, so jivey
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
Ohhhhhhhhh......
Hairzy Goats, are my love boats,,
And little lambs, so jivey
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
If these words sound queer and beasty to your ear
A little sick and perverty..
Dress Hairzy Goats in petticoats
And you'll find they're real purty !
Ohhhhhhhh......
Hairzy Goats, in petticoats
I love to watch 'em swirly
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
Hairzy Goats give me high notes
They love just like a girly,
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
Night and day, I bam...
With a goat or lamb
I think they're pretty,
people think I'm crazy
Pretty crazy's what I am....
Ohhhhhhh.....
Hairzy Goats, get my devotes,
And little lambs, so jivey
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
Ohhhhhhhhh......
Hairzy Goats, are my love boats,,
And little lambs, so jivey
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
If these words sound queer and beasty to your ear
A little sick and perverty..
Dress Hairzy Goats in petticoats
And you'll find they're real purty !
Ohhhhhhhh......
Hairzy Goats, in petticoats
I love to watch 'em swirly
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
Hairzy Goats give me high notes
They love just like a girly,
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?
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This was baaaaaaad. (In other words, it's good). 3 sheepish 5's!
my favorite of the day
No kidding, this is wonderfully funny.
I'm feeling very sheepy. 555!
Thanks to Mason, alvin, John, and Yoidy
Your wording is very creative and unique AFW. . ."Hairzy Goats, are my love boats,, And little lambs, so jivey" Sorry I'm so late with this comment, but I actually had to look up Jivey, a five letter word that stumped me, Oy Vey, anyway great as always, thanks for reading my Epic Craft parody. . .I appreciated the comment and figure I'd return the favor by reading your parody.
Thanks, B.A.D.
My mother always sang the OS, but not like this! ;-)
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