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Song Parodies -> "When You're Washed Up Like Poor Star"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"
Original Performer:
Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"When You're Washed Up Like Poor Star"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
When You're Washed Up Like Poor Star
Nowhere'sville is where you are
Out of "View" and in a bar
With alcohol...
Lost her image with her weight
With fans, marriage did not rate
Producers gave her the gate,
Hinges, and all
Life is tough
For those on tv shows
And no one ever knows
The ax is swinging...
First a jolt, out of "The View"
Now, gets dissed from Barbara, too
When You're Washed Up Like Poor Star,
What can you do?
Alas! Poor Star!
We knew her well..
Nowhere'sville is where you are
Out of "View" and in a bar
With alcohol...
Lost her image with her weight
With fans, marriage did not rate
Producers gave her the gate,
Hinges, and all
Life is tough
For those on tv shows
And no one ever knows
The ax is swinging...
First a jolt, out of "The View"
Now, gets dissed from Barbara, too
When You're Washed Up Like Poor Star,
What can you do?
Alas! Poor Star!
We knew her well..
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Hee...good one!
Celebrity dish. I'm lovin' it. 5's
a falling star...nice bashin'
A clever view of those who have a jones for gossip about stars.
5 meows.
Thanks, all for votes and comments
lovely rhythm, AFW, eg. "Nowhere'sville is where you are" - and some dry insights - 555
Good one all the way around. Have any particular star in mind, AFW? 5's
Thanks, Stu, and Adag...Top row, third from the left, on the flag
On a flag is right, great song, reminds me a lot of Hillary Duff if you know what I mean
Thanks, Steven...
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