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Song Parodies -> "The John Kerry Switch"
Original Song Title:
"The Mickey Mouse March"
Original Performer:
The Mickey Mouse Club
Parody Song Title:
"The John Kerry Switch"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Who's the leader of the Dems and not the GOP?
J-O-H-
N-N-Y-
K-E-R-R-Y!
Pro war! No war! Go War!
He's got changeability.
J-O-H-
N-N-Y-
K-E-R-R-Y!
Same sex spouse,
(Issue ducked!)
Blame the house,
(Pass the buck!)
He never wants to take a stand, this guy, why? why? why?
Right or wrong, he'll change his song and join ad-ver-sar-y,
J-O-H-
N-N-Y-
K-E-R-R-Y!
[Slow - like a certain brand of Ketchup]
Soon they'll send this ketch-up guy,
Back to Heinz company,
J-O-H - H is for Heinz.
N-N-Y - Why? Because he lacks clue.
K-E-R-R-Y.
J-O-H-
N-N-Y-
K-E-R-R-Y!
Pro war! No war! Go War!
He's got changeability.
J-O-H-
N-N-Y-
K-E-R-R-Y!
Same sex spouse,
(Issue ducked!)
Blame the house,
(Pass the buck!)
He never wants to take a stand, this guy, why? why? why?
Right or wrong, he'll change his song and join ad-ver-sar-y,
J-O-H-
N-N-Y-
K-E-R-R-Y!
[Slow - like a certain brand of Ketchup]
Soon they'll send this ketch-up guy,
Back to Heinz company,
J-O-H - H is for Heinz.
N-N-Y - Why? Because he lacks clue.
K-E-R-R-Y.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahah...so funny!!!!! 5's
I have to admit that I was laughing...good one, Guy!
5's from me
All of the parody is good, but I most liked the substitution of "lacks clue" for "like you."
HAHAHAHA!! Even though I'll probably vote for that clown, he deserves every humorously-cheap shot us parody writers can deliver, simply because he wants so much power (just like every would-be-President does)! Good job, Guy! 5-5-5
F-I-V-E-S
that i would give two thumbs up
DUDE! This was freakin' hilarious. And so true. That freak Kerry can't make up his mind. What's even funnier, his stand on same-sex marriage and abortion and the fact he claims Roman Catholic as his religion. Aren't those things against his religion? Anyways, you can tell by the screenname that I'm from Texas. And I'm voting for Bush. But, that doesn't make me a Republican. I'm no Democratic, either. But, there's no way in hell I will ever let that low-life Kerry into office. 5's all the way across the board.
Thanks, Mr. Tex. I live in the state of Texas myself. Not from here originally but call it home these days. What do those bumper stickers say? I wasn't born Texan but I got here as fast as I could? Thanks again for your comment.
It would be amusing to see Kerry reading this parody. He couldn't ever make up his mind on whether to be insulted or not! 5-5-5!
I H8 U IF U LIKE DUBYA!
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