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Song Parodies -> "Smoke Takes Many Lives"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Platters, or Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Smoke Takes Many Lives"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the memory of news anchor, Peter Jennings
You, know so well, it's true
Smoking's bad for you
Still, many packs you puff
Never get enough
Calling Cancer's bluff...

Then, routine chest X-ray
Hear the doctor say,
"Tumor's in your lungs,
Chemo, surgeon's knives"
Smoke Takes Many Lives..

So upset, you grab a cigarette
And swear it will be your last..
Surgery, long months of therapy
Till you're cancer free at last..

Now, breathing gratefully,
Fresh air, all smoke free
So thankful to be
One in ten that survives
Smoke Takes Many Lives..

Yes, Smoke Takes Many Lives..
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Stove - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"Ciggerettes killed my father, and raped my mother" -Family Guy
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
good parody...good message...5s
John Barry - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
Rick C - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done 555
AFW - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to all, for votes and comments...
Michael Pacholek - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
If somebody ever found a way to make marijuana as profitable as tobacco, and convinced the Republicans of it, marijuana would then be legal... and perhaps all our pot parodies wouldn't be nearly as funny.

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